The Day the "Gargoyles" Died To the tune of “American Pie” by Don McLean These lyrics by Melissa "Merlin Missy" Wilson, Copyright 1997 & 2000 |
A long, long
time ago, So Did you read
the book of spells? |
We started
singing: Now for six
months did we cry and moan We were singing: Hocus-pocus,
are they trying to joke us? |
Because
ABC's a whole new field; We
started singing: Oh, once there
was a voice-acting stew: He was singing: I met a writer
who gave Lex "Blues," |
And on the Net, TGS was hyped,
The roleplayers drank,
And the authors typed.
The Comment Board got violent;
The iron bells were silent.
For the writers whose words the actors read:
Michael, Brynne, and Greg the head,
Went to write for Dreamworks instead
The day the "Gargoyles" died.
And they were singing:
Bye-bye, new American guys,
Drove the Fairlane in the fast lane
But the limo sped by.
Vinnie's throwing a banana cream pie,
Singing, "Nothing we can do but just sigh,
Nothing we can do but just sigh."
They were singing
Bye-bye, new American guys,
Drove the Fairlane in the fast lane
But the limo sped by.
In fanfic, Owen's drinking whiskey and rye,
Singing, "Nothing we can do but just sigh,
Nothing we can do but just sigh."
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Merlin Missy's webpage can be found at Merlin's International House of Nuts