The Answering Machine -- by Zarnac

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     David Xanatos sighed and stared at the small green gargoyle as he fiddled with some buttons on the speakerphone/answering machine.  "How did I let you talk me into this, Lex?"
    "I didn't.  Fox did, remember?"  He turned to face the multibillionaire and grinned.  "Besides, with more
humans and stuff comin' up here, the clan needs their own answering machine...

     *BEEP!*  "Hey.  None of us are here right now.  Well, actually, RIGHT now, we're all here.  Well, okay,
the rest of us are up in the courtyard but I'm here!  But when you call I won't be here.  But I might be.  Or
someone else will be."
    "LEX!!"
    "Hey, sorry!  Anyway, use your best judgement in deciding whether we're here or not.  Bye!" *BEEP!*