Up close and Personal With Puck --
by D. Xanatos, as told to Shogun Raptor.
(this interview takes place shortly before "the mirror")
As I approached the strange mirror, I was pulled
through and deposited in a strange place, an odd creature
with white hair, fair skin, somewhat elfin features appeared before
me, clad in a red tunic.
"Hmm, had I known company was coming, I'd have set
traps" he said with a chuckle, his voice was light and
airy, probably because of the helium tank in one corner of the room,
I saw now that we were in some sort of
room with really bizarre wallpaper that made it seem like we were floating
in the astral plane, I also noticed he
had a small pile of books on the floor, next to a strange golden lamp,
I picked up the lamp, the words "Disney prop
dept. #42" on the bottom, suddenly, one of the books flew up
and knocked the lamp from my hands.
"Hey, what was that about?" I asked, mildly angered.
"The book did it" he replied indignantly, It was
then I noticed the title of the book -- Driving Super-Heroes and
Villains Insane by F.A. Zoid and M. Mxylptlyk
I had also noticed a dart board hanging on the opposite
wall, a picture of a rather formidable-looking gentleman
with those same ears and a blue face, suddenly, Demona's voice echoed
through the room and my host vanished,
shortly thereafter, I walked out of the room and woke up.
The next time I see Owen, I think I'll have a word
with him about this, I had a feeling that he had a wilder side....
say, where is Owen anyway?" he pondered as he stroked
the underside of his beak with one talon, his
tail twitching back and forth.