MECHANIC'S INVOICE: -- submitted by Zarnac

Elisa Maza:  June 24, 1996.
Car Model:  Ford Fairlane (Rebuilt, not original)

Repaired: 

  Bullet holes (three in fender, one [see shattered window], two in engine):    $540
  Shattered Window (2):  $260
  Flat Tires (4):  $200
  CD Player Replacement (Scrambled, cause unknown):  $360
  Break Pad Replacement:  $270
  Paint Job (Ambassador Class, Cherry Red):  $540

  TOTAL COST:  $2170

  Memo:  What are you DOING to that Car?  -Barry