Last issue, readers were invited to send in captions for this pic by Christi ...

Here are the results (some adult content, hardly surprising under the circumstances):

"It's May 25th - Towel Day. Let's hope there's not a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal around." -- Warpmind de InzanE "Ooooh-kay! I won't ask it twice: who used all the hot water?" -- Denis "How YOU doin'?" -- M.C. "You know you want me." -- M.C. "I lost my phone number ... can I have yours?" -- M.C. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" -- M.C. "Helllllloooo, Nurse!" -- M.C. "Jalapena!" -- M.C. "Defenders of the night, stopping hearts stone cold!" -- M.C. "You know what they say about a gargoyle with a big beak, don't you?" -- Alyssa. "Real Sex 28: Fun With Beaks." -- Angie Ippolito "Well, I've had a cold shower, but I'm still feeling horny." -- Kimberly "Be honest--do you think I'm fat?" -- Vashkoda "Any of you ladies want to help me find my loincloth?"  -- Vashkoda "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful."  -- Vashkoda *Here come some chicks!  Got to stand up straight and suck in my gut.  Man, this is killing my back!*  -- Vashkoda "Well ...? What are you waiting for?" -- Jaden. "...yes you too can have a fine profile, buff physique and healthy brick red skin just like mine, all it takes is a free consultation from the fine people at the genutech center for cosmetic DNA alteration, and I'm not just their spokesman, I'm also a client ..." -- Ben "Oh, very funny Lex, come back with my toga." -- Christina "I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. Brooks!" -- Daniel DiCenso "You'd like to know, wouldn't you?" -- Daniel DiCenso "Dude, Where's My Loincloth?" -- Nina

"Yeah, all this and a bag of chips...." -- Lady Littlefox "Okay, whose lame idea was it to give Bronx a turn on the laundry detail?" -- Lady Littlefox "Cheesecake anyone?" -- Lady Littlefox "Let's see, what could be behind curtain #1?" -- Lady Littlefox "Oh, so that's where my dishtowel went." -- Lady Littlefox "Oh yeah, Armani my ass." -- Lady Littlefox "Ha Ha, very funny, but seriously, what did you do with my loin cloth?" -- Lady Littlefox "And just to think Chippendales said the wings were too much..." -- Lady Littlefox "Let me get this straight you want me to do what?" -- Lady Littlefox "You realize of course, this is going to put a strain on the no-nudity clause in my contract..." -- Lady Littlefox "Maybe the Red Hot Chili Peppers had the right idea......Too bad we don't wear socks." -- Lady Littlefox "You rang ?" -- Breee "As above, so below." -- Christine Morgan "And they say guys won't help with the dishes ..." -- Christine Morgan "Tell me again why Broadway got the girl?" -- Christine Morgan "Okay, guys, I don't care who took my loincloth, but I want it back-- NOW." -- Mary Mack "Brad Pitt, eat you heart out." -- Yababyoo "I think this beats a leather jacket and loincloth any day." -- Audge "Hey, Angie - i'm ready to go to Avalon now." -- Audge Here we see Brooklyn demonstrating yet another reason why a towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. -- Emambu "Hey, any of you fanfic females out there want to make a 'me' sandwich?" -- Emambu "Yeah, yeah I know, but they ran out of towels so I guess this means we need to share, right?" -- Revel