Caption Contest Results

artwork by Christi Smith Hayden

Last issue, readers were invited to send in captions for this pic by Christi ...

Here are the results (some adult content, hardly surprising under the circumstances):
"It's May 25th - Towel Day. Let's hope there's not a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal around." -- Warpmind de InzanE

"Ooooh-kay! I won't ask it twice: who used all the hot water?" -- Denis

"How YOU doin'?" -- M.C.
"You know you want me." -- M.C.
"I lost my phone number ... can I have yours?" -- M.C.
"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" -- M.C.
"Helllllloooo, Nurse!" -- M.C.
"Jalapena!" -- M.C.
"Defenders of the night, stopping hearts stone cold!" -- M.C.

"You know what they say about a gargoyle with a big beak, don't you?" -- Alyssa.

"Real Sex 28: Fun With Beaks." -- Angie Ippolito

"Well, I've had a cold shower, but I'm still feeling horny." -- Kimberly

"Be honest--do you think I'm fat?" -- Vashkoda
"Any of you ladies want to help me find my loincloth?"  -- Vashkoda
"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful."  -- Vashkoda
*Here come some chicks!  Got to stand up straight and suck in my gut.  Man, this is killing my back!*  -- Vashkoda

"Well ...? What are you waiting for?" -- Jaden.

"...yes you too can have a fine profile, buff physique and healthy brick red skin just like mine, all it takes is a free consultation from the fine people at the genutech center for cosmetic DNA alteration, and I'm not just their spokesman, I'm also a client ..." -- Ben

"Oh, very funny Lex, come back with my toga." -- Christina

"I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. Brooks!" -- Daniel DiCenso
"You'd like to know, wouldn't you?" -- Daniel DiCenso

"Dude, Where's My Loincloth?" -- Nina

"Yeah, all this and a bag of chips...." -- Lady Littlefox
"Okay, whose lame idea was it to give Bronx a turn on the laundry detail?" -- Lady Littlefox
"Cheesecake anyone?" -- Lady Littlefox
"Let's see, what could be behind curtain #1?" -- Lady Littlefox
"Oh, so that's where my dishtowel went." -- Lady Littlefox
"Oh yeah, Armani my ass." -- Lady Littlefox
"Ha Ha, very funny, but seriously, what did you do with my loin cloth?" -- Lady Littlefox
"And just to think Chippendales said the wings were too much..." -- Lady Littlefox
"Let me get this straight you want me to do what?" -- Lady Littlefox
"You realize of course, this is going to put a strain on the no-nudity
clause in my contract..." -- Lady Littlefox
"Maybe the Red Hot Chili Peppers had the right idea......Too bad we don't wear socks." -- Lady Littlefox

"You rang ?" -- Breee

"As above, so below." -- Christine Morgan
"And they say guys won't help with the dishes ..." -- Christine Morgan
"Tell me again why Broadway got the girl?" -- Christine Morgan

"Okay, guys, I don't care who took my loincloth, but I want it back-- NOW." -- Mary Mack

"Brad Pitt, eat you heart out." -- Yababyoo

"I think this beats a leather jacket and loincloth any day." -- Audge
"Hey, Angie - i'm ready to go to Avalon now." -- Audge

Here we see Brooklyn demonstrating yet another reason why a towel is the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. -- Emambu
"Hey, any of you fanfic females out there want to make a 'me' sandwich?" -- Emambu

"Yeah, yeah I know, but they ran out of towels so I guess this means we need to share, right?" -- Revel