Owen and the Dave

by Reid Love


<Camera zooms in on Erie Building, to Xanatos' office window.  Cut to
inside shot.  Owen walks in.  Xanatos is standing at the window, staring
out, his hands behind his back.>

Owen: What do you wish to do tonight, sir?

Xanatos: The same thing we do every night, Owen.  (Turns around with that
trademark smirk.)  Try to take over the world!

(Cue music)

They're Owen and the Dave,
Yes, Owen and the Dave.
One is a genius, the other's a Fae.
Their laboratory's nice,
And Derek's genes were spliced.
They're Owen, Owen and the
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave.

Before this night is done, their plan will be unfurled.
By the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world.

They're Owen and the Dave,
Owen and the Dave.
Their twilight campaign is easy to explain.
To prove their Puckish worth, they'll overthrow the Earth.
They're Owen, Owen and the
Dave
Dave
Dave
Dave
(narf)

(End music)