Hi, guys, In the interests of NOT LOSING THINGS, I've created a seperate address for Avalon Mists. The address is: avmists@aol.com When you have a submission for Mists, send it to avmists@aol.com *and* drop me a note at levamevis@aol.com to let me know it's there. For questions, comments, etc., send them to *me* at levamevis@aol.com. Submissions go to avmists@aol.com In addition, there is most likely going be a change in format for Mists. I will let you know what the changes are going to be when I have them ironed out, but most likely, I am going to simply forward fanfiction and top-ten lists to all subscribers instead of putting it together as an e-zine. I'm interested in any feedback or comments you guys might have. I'll update you and send out submission guidelines in a few days. I'm including a very wonderful and very brief vignette below -- it's all I really have waiting to be sent out (unless I've forgotten something and feel free to send an all-caps screaming flame at me if I have) but I don't think it's fair to keep Batya waiting any longer. * * * * * "Epilogue to HUNTER'S MOON" -- Batya "The Toon" Levin (bl96@columbia.edu) EXT: Top of Castle Wyvern, midmorning. Xanatos is walking about the towers, looking at the gargoyle statues. He lays one hand on the battlements next to Goliath's statue and gazes out at the city for a moment. Xanatos then glances up at Goliath's face, and sees the smile that Goliath wore at daybreak. He follows the statue's gaze, looks back over his shoulder at the castle door through which Elisa would have gone, then back up at Goliath's stone grin. XANATOS: Well-ll-ll... He grins, and pats the statue's wing. XANATOS: _Some_body's had an interesting night. He goes toward the door, turns to look around at all the gargoyle statues again, pausing on Goliath's face again; then chuckles, and goes downstairs into the castle. THE END [roll credits] * * * * * Hi guys -- sorry for the delays, as usual; I've had a very, umm, interesting week/month/life ... as in the "May you live in interesting times." curse. *Sigh* A few things -- It seems my message on the changes hasn't gone out to everyone on the list, so here's the fast breakdown: Please send submissions to avmists@aol.com *not* (NOT!) to levamevis@aol.com. If you want to talk to *me* send a message to levamevis@aol.com. I'm no longer putting stuff together in a 'zine; I am just distributing items sent to me. There's more changes forthcoming but you'll get details on that later. ~Leva levamevis@aol.com Top Twelve MORE Songs That Could Be In A Musical Version Of Gargoyles If Disney Ever Did Anything That Stupid: Diana R. Flynn --vhrd53d@prodigy.com 12. Elisa to Demona: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." Can you picture it? The fight scene in High Noon. Human Demona (dressed, of course, in her traditional impractical warrior garb that would make a barbie doll blush) raises her laser rifle. Elisa glares back at her, and all of a sudden, they SING! 11. Xanatos, Demona, Coldstone, Puck, Titania/Anastasia, Mrs. Diane Maza (Elisa's mom), Anansi, Nokkar from Easter Island, Cuchulain's dad from Ireland and anyone else I might have missed: The theme to StarTrek. 10. Goliath to Elisa or vice versa: "Wind Beneath My Wings." Hey, I had to put in at least ONE corny one! 9. Demona: "If I Could Turn Back Time," "...and you'd love me, like you used to do." ...but OH no! You HAD to destroy the Phoenix Gate, so now I'll just have to settle for chopping you and your human girlfriend into bite-sized pieces. 8. Any Nethri (for those of you who've read Reality Check in the archive) or other inter-universal entity: "Break On Through To The Other Side." 7. Lexington and Xanatos Program from Future Tense: Theme to "Pinky and the Brain." MR. X: What do you want to do tonight, Lexington? EVIL LEX: The same thing we do every night: Try to take over the world! 6. Puck: Anything by They Might Be Giants: "...oh the sun is a mass/of incandescent gas..." or maybe "In the spaceship, the silver spaceship, the lion takes control..." 5. Brendon and Margot, the Yuppie Couple: "California," by Luna. "... Why can't we smile just like we used to? ...Why has my sympathy now turned to malice? Why do these winged things with big teeth keep showing up while we're trying to be held as hostages or get mugged or otherwise lead normal lives? It doesn't matter anymore." 4. Lex or Brooklyn (about Broadway): "He Ain't Heavy; He's My Brother, " He ain't heavy, he's just an awkward shape... 3. Elisa: "Isn't It Ironic," - ..it's like meeting the guy of my dreams. ...and then getting shot at by his beautiful ex-girlfriend... 2. Goliath: ANY song in which some desperate guy begs in vain for his girlfriend to come back. And The Number One Song That Disney Could Use In A Muscial Version Of Gargoyles If They Ever Did Anything That Stupid (hint- it's because she's probably the only one that could sing and stay in character): 1. Angela: "Tomorrow," Ah, the traditional Disney heroine with the traditional cheerful, hopeful, inspiring song that makes most people just want to vomit, "...the sun'll come out tomorrow, but of course, I wouldn't know." Top Twelve Things That We Might Like To See On Gargoyles, But Get Over It 'Cause We're Not Gonna: 12. Owen singing karioke. 11. Jackal or Hyena making a mistake and installing stapleguns instead of lasers. 10. Xanatos or Owen changing dirty diapers. 9. Dr. Sevarious in therapy. DR. S.: What can I say? I have a gift for genetics. Is it so wrong to rip apart the lives of a few insignificant people just for my own personal kicks? SHRINK: I have a feeling that we'll be working together for a long time. 8. Elisa and Goliath having a "normal life." ELISA: Hi honey, I'm back from my shift. How was patrol? 7. Demona and Macbeth going for marriage counseling. THERAPIST: For this relationship to work, you're both going to have to WANT it to work. DEMONA: Hmm... No. (Rips doctor's head off.) MACBETH: Again? Decaf, Demona, decaf. 6. Lexington getting a blind date over the internet. ...that turns out to be a girl gargoyle from the Japanese clan. 5. Elisa drinking tea with Lois Lane and Natalie from Forever Knight and discussing the hardships of overprotective nonhuman boyfriends. 4. The goons beating the living crud out of the Accursed Multicolored Ones from Fox. (You know who I'm talking about. They occupy the same time slot as Gargoyles in some areas.) 3. Or better yet, the goons using a life-size Barney doll for target practice. 2. Brooklyn and Broadway doing air guitar and singing "Wild Thing." And The Number One Thing That's No Way Gonna Happen, But We Can Wish Can't We?: 1. The Wyrd Sisters in matching chicken suits. Top Eleven Things That Would Happen If Lois And Clark Ended Up In The Gargoyles' New York: 11. LOIS: Ugh, bad hair day. I fell off a building. ELISA: Really? Me too. Small world. LOIS: (Under her breath.) At least you don't have to deal with an incredibly stubborn nonhuman boyfriend who doesn't seem to realize that you're not going to just stay behind while he goes off to save the world. ELISA: (Chokes on her coffee.) 10. Of course, they'd probably meet when Lois and Elisa fell/were pushed off the SAME building. 9. BROOKLYN: Nice tights. CLARK: Nice kilt. 8. Xanatos would come up with some crazy idea to harness Superman's powers and give himself immortality. 7. BROADWAY: I wonder why he always sticks his arm out when he flies? And what's with those tights? He looks like a reject from a pajama mannequin company. 6. Hyena and Jackal would instal kryptonite lasers. (Hmm, but where would they fit them in? Maybe if they took out the coffee machines in their right arms...) 5. CLARK TO GOLIATH: You get philosophical once in the while, don't you? 4. Lois would think that Dracon was Lex Luther in a really stupid disguise. LOIS: Lex. I thought you were dead! ...again! DRACON AND LEXINGTON: Huh? 3. They'd both start saying "jalapeña." 2. PUCK: And here I thought I was the only one wearing tights. 1. Lois and Elisa would call Toronto to get in touch with Natalie from Forever Knight and start a support group for Women With Nonhuman Boyfriends. ***** *Sentinels* Michele Melikalani Raralio --kauaigrl@ix.netcom.com A prisoner held captive To the fears of what this new world held But with fledgling hope With understanding and courage Knit together the torn remnants Of the wandering cavalry To be part of this, an ageless farce Resounding the spirit of a legend Bloodstained grounds by batallions trodden Forever marred by Hell's flames And a life turned upside-down so sudden To the heavens a cry of dispair and pain. Through the healing sands of moonlit time Swept into the cauldron of eternal life Another soul comes forth To open eyes once sheilded from Multitudes of battles fought To touch a heart once hidden from Myriads of wondrs of passed For a millenium Brought into the light of truth Undauting guide to hold a hand And bring from the path with the innocent youth To protect, to serve, and defend And from these ashes born Perhaps to fulfill a destiny lost Turn towards the frey Mount up a coat of arms A swift flying sword of iron forged A sentinel of myth With eyes to behold the consuming death But a heart to embrace the beauty within For the horizon bright with the sun Brings the sleep of day to these eyes And know that you and I are one In journeys begun In the visions of a sunrise * * * * Ten Really Cool Things About "Gargoyles" Michele Melikalani Raralio --kauaigrl@ix.netcom.com 10. It may actually convince people to read "Macbeth" and "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (I know this from experience.) 9. You now have a reason to keep that hideous antique mirror you have stored in the basement. 8. Goliath didn't need good looks, an expensive car, designer clothes, or astronomic wealth and power to win Elisa's heart. 7. Like the Energizer Bunny, the plotline just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... 6. When it comes to providing voices, at least certain cast members have proven to be extraordinarily versatile. 5. The irony in the names of the hero and villain. 4. It gives a whole new meaning to "hard to manage" hair. 3. Now you can go out and have fun on Friday afternoons. 2. Despite the fact your relationships have been rocky, too, you have to be glad it hasn't ended in the same way Goliath and Demona's did. And the coolest thing about "Gargoyles"... 1. No super-long, ultra-complex title that uses illiteration, dorky adjectives, or take up the entire screen. "Ten signs your friend may be one of Oberon's Children" Michele Melikalani Raralio --kauaigrl@ix.netcom.com 10. He shies away every time you break out the flatware. 9. When he speaks, every other line rhymes. 8. He owns a quaint little flower shop and uses the motto: "We deliver in 40 minutes of less or your pansies are free!" 7. When asked to run an errand, he gets a total kick out of completely twisting the request around. Just so long as he has a good time. 6. He still believes in the tooth fairy. 5. A really mismatched couple walks by, oblivious to everything but their wooing, and he says, "I can't believe he's at it AGAIN!" 4. He announces to the English professor that it wasn't Goodfellow's fault that pompous windbag king never gave clear orders. 3. He thinks Tinkerbell is an absolute babe. 2. Pointy ears, bright clothes, nice tights, the ability to defy gravity...dead giveaway. And the number one sign your friend is one of Oberon's children... 1. He's never around when something really, really weird is going on. *Goliath's Lamentation* Michele Melikalani Raralio --kauaigrl@ix.netcom.com Fires of betrayal have long since burned Left thine heart forever turned An eternal curse once bestowed Seeds of anguish be then sowed Fateful night, O curse`d hour Midnight stone upon the tower Thine grieving loss, thine empty life, Tempest-tossed, relentless strife, Thine voice from stars, from worlds afar (Forget not Bill, Mike, Jon, LeVar) <-- couldn't resist this! Thine soul from battles fought thus scarred Alas, spite be the drink to partake, The blood spilled in a hellish wake O winge`d beast of fables borne Thine bosom filled with rage and scorn For those upon this isle you share Thou wish'st that they be not there And thus, my Angel of the Night Thine wrath be kindled hot and bright For me, whose heart was once yours true And alongside long ago once flew Masqerade down to Central Park As a human, until falls the dark, Relinquish thine true mythic face, Terrify the Human race. But know you that this flesh be pained To arise with strength tenfold regained But consumed by grief and hate you live Cold, hard, refuse to forgive And thus our love can be no more Than shadows of a past long before. Look'st thee to this token, once to cherish An angel love now broken, to fade and perish. ~End 10 "Wishful Thinking" Thoughts for "Gargoyles" -- Michele Raralio (Michele no longer has an e-mail address.) 10. Lexington uses his computer knowhow to adapt a vocorder program to Bronx. Frank Welker then uses the same voice he provided for that dolphin. BRONX: Bronx help Goliath... 9. Elisa and Goliath. Elisa and Goliath. Elisa and Goliath. Elisa and Goliath. Elisa and Goliath. Oh, wait... 8. Broadway and Angela. Take the poor boy out of his misery. 7. The Mutates all wind up with starring roles in the hit musical "Cats." MAGGIE: Moonlight/My boyfriend's sister's boyfriend goes out to fight crime/He may be unusual/But that's okay, so am I/Memories/Of when I was human... 6. While Xanatos is snoozing, Owen (in the guise of Puck, of course) decides to live life on the edge and dips Xanatos' hand into a pan of warm water. 5. Cliche` thought: Demona, Xanatos, Coldstone, and Puck all get beamed aboard the Starship Enterprise. Maybe take some of the Gargoyles with them. ("Nonsense, Riker. Gargoyles are merely pieces of fine art used in Gothic art. I will not tolerate this kind of behavior.") 4. The trio go out to see "Ghostbusters." Afterwards, they get a good look at Bronx. BROOKLYN: I'm not taking him for a walk. You are! LEX: I did it last night! Broadway, you do it! BROADWAY: I'm not going to take him, and you can't make me! BROOKLYN: Well, I'm in command and I'm ordering one of you to take him! 3. TRAVIS MARSHALL: Goliath, you just saved the world from your ex-girlfriend's notorious scheming. What are you going to do next? GOLIATH: I'm going to Disneyland! 2. Poetry Hour, with your host Puck. And today we'll recite a delightful little lemerick that is known to have profound effects on the entire population. But that's all right, because we know we're just playing! And the #1 Wishful Thinking idea for Gargoyles... 1. Alexander's first date. ALEX: And you know my billionaire parents. I really would like t introduce you to my good friends Lexington, Broadway, Brooklyn, Angela, Goliath, and Hudson... * * * * 10 More "Wishful Thinking" Ideas for "Gargoyles" -- Michele 10. In a pre-"Future Tense" episode, the Gargoyles go back in time and meet this Shakspeare guy they keep hearing about so much. GOLIATH: So, Will, I hear you're experiencing writer's block. Well, have I got a whopper for you! 9. An Elisa and Goliath Episode entitled "The Three Magic Words." 8. In which Goliath christens Elisa with a dorky term of endearment. GOLIATH: My Angel of the...Morning, Noon, and Night. 7. The trio take Bronx to David Letterman for "Stupid Pet Tricks" where they demonstrate their pet's unusual sleeping habits. 6. Elisa and Demona get to duke it out in the "Melrose Place" fashion. During the day. As humans. Without heavy artilliary. Just nails, teeth, high heels, and nice red cars. 5. Elisa's precinct investigates and evil Xanatos sceme involving counterfeit Disney Dollars. (No idea where THAT came from.) 4. Or Gargoyles realizing that now all the attention is going to those of the :Hunchback" variety. BROADWAY: They don't even have legs! Their eyes don't glow! And how many evil scheeming bad guy plots have they foiled in a two-year period? LEX: We're nothing but yesterday's news. BROOKLYN: Well, guys, looks like we've gotta learn to sing and dance. 3. Gargoyles: The Wonder Years. Characters include a teenage Goliath with an awkward body, bigger-than-ususal feet, and a voice that cracks constantly; teeny-bopper Demona who constantly fusses over her wardrobe/makeup/social status. Plots include first date, first kiss, Demona stuffing her bra with Kleenex, not to mention her teenage angst and rebellion. 2. Gargoyles prime time. NYPD Blue: Night Patrol Task Force. Interesting inplications, huh? And another #1 Wishful Thinking Idea for Gargoyles... (I'm watching commercials. Can you tell?) 1. Elisa: Goliath, Happy Father's Day! Goliath: F...Fa...Father's...Day...? * * * * * Wishing You Were Somehow Sane Again (To the tune of "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again") -- Xalana@aol.com GOLIATH (to Demona): You were once the one I trusted You were all that mattered Then you changed and you went bonkers Now our clan is shattered Wishing you were somehow sane again Wishing your brain was clear Somehow it seemed that in my dreams You'd be well up there Wishing you would talk some sense again Knowing that you never would I'd like to know if you could show Brains under all that hair Passing time blasting humans Isn't what our kind does Seems for you a perfect hobby You've got a brain of fuzz Too many years Gathering fear Makes one wrong in the head Wishing you were somehow sane again Knowing that you'll never try You think that guns bring thrill and fun To a life that's mundane! I hope that you'll go see a psychologist Until then you'll have to eat my fist Why can't you be sane? * * * * * "The Top 10 List of Things I Would Like to See in the '96 Season" -- Michael Ward GCB327@aol.com 10. Some kind of follow-up on Merlin or Nokkar, the alien sentinel. (definite possibilities for epic threads, IMO) 9. The reappearance of the Phoenix Gate in the hands of a time- travelling adult Alexander Xanatos. 8. To repay his debt to Goliath, Renard hires a *good* scientist to find a cure for Derek and the mutates. 7. A cult of gargoyle worshipping fanatical humans forms. (Oh, wait, we already have plenty of those ;) ) 6. The general public of the world discovering and reacting to the existence of gargoyles. (Do they have the same civil rights as humans?) 5. A power struggle between the Illuminati and the Fey. 4. A concerned government investigating Xanatos' covert use of genetics, mysticism, and highly advanced technology. (The man has nearly enough resources to take over the nation!) 3. Demona finally coming to terms with her anger and leaving Goliath's clan alone for the sake of her daughter. 2. Xanatos diverting MacBeth's link with Demona to himself, giving MacBeth freedom and Xanatos immortality. And the # 1 Thing I Would Like to See in the '96 Season is : 1. Dragons ! ('nuff said) * * * * * O, What's In a Name? --Constance Cochran ccochran@barnard.columbia.edu By chance I was flipping through an art history book some months ago, and the pages fell open to "Stonehenge." In the caption, the art historian helpfully indicated that Stonehenge had been constructed of a type of rock called "bluestone." The fact that Elisa Maza's partner Matt is named after the material of one of the most famous stone monuments in the world may not be news to some of you, but it caught my attention. I began to think about the characters' names and their significance...aside from the obvious one of having five out of seven gargoyles named after places on this concrete isle of Manhattan. The image of stone, and of a mace, the weapon Hakon used to destroy the clan in 994 A.D., recurs more than once in names in "Gargoyles." There's the gangster of incredible longevity, Mace Malone. There's the etymology of the name of the villain's father: Petros, in ancient Greek, means "stone." And oh, the wonderful, delicious irony of discovering, when I looked it up in a Spanish-English dictionary just on the off-chance, that "Maza" in Spanish means "hammer," or "mace." Elisa Maza, friend to gargoyles, bears the name of the same instrument that shattered much of the original Wyvern clan. It's a wonderful gesture, a reversal of poetic justice; after being destroyed by a mace, the gargoyles now have one fighting for them. In case any of you are curious, I also looked up "anatos" in my Greek lexicon (see, I knew that high school and college Ancient Greek would be useful for something beyond just muddling through Homer with a vocab list). It means "unharmed." Appropriate enough for David Xanatos, but translate his father's name into ancient Greek and you get "stone unharmed." The Gargoyles are transplanted not only through place and time, but also from a world where they themselves had no need for names, and a time when even humans often merely used a title or the name of their predecessor followed by a number. Once they are in twentieth century Manhattan, they are surrounded with characters who have unique and specific names with loads of meaning behind them. Ironically, those meanings are often of timeless images -- mace, stone, fox, dragon -- or are even Shakespearian. The process of naming itself is a crucial presence on the show. "Nothing's real to you til you've named it," Hudson complains to Elisa of human ways, but he takes the name of a river, a symbol with associations of longevity, wisdom, and resilience -- much like Hudson himself. When the gargoyles first arrive in New York, they choose their own names, assigning themselves an identity beyond their personalities and physical characteristics alone -- in effect, re-creating themselves for their new world. Demona gets named three times: Goliath dubs her his "Angel of the Night," Macbeth names her Demona in honor of her fighting style, and she names her human self Dominique Destine. She has an identity to fit each of those names -- although the reasons for the first have been all but lost. In medieval Scotland, among the gargoyles only Goliath has a name, probably given him by a human. But the link between name and true identity often depends on the point of view. The Captain, who both understands and respects the gargoyle ways, compares Goliath in a positive light to his namesake, as a great warrior. But Princess Katherine, who has yet to understand, identifies the negative association of the name; "You will do well to remember...that the biblical Goliath was also a bully and a savage." In modern day New York, a defiant Goliath declares to his captor Halcyon Renard in "Outfoxed": "My name is Goliath. And I am not a creation. I belong to no one." His ownership of his name no longer seems a hindrance, but a source of pride and identity -- a trait more common to human society than to gargoyle. It is a sign of the show's unity, and its literary strength, that so many characters have a name with a reason behind it. The examples I've mentioned here are by no means all of them -- we all have our favorite inside joke (Duane and Morwood, anyone?) I can no longer hear a character named and just let it go by. I've even tried to find some hidden meaning in the words "Owen Burnett" but haven't come up with anything yet; and maybe that's the point. Puck created Owen Burnett to be a bit inocuous. The irony is that while his name has nothing to hide, Owen himself has a fay lurking just beneath the surface. "Gargoyles" is satisfying whether you sit back for the ride, or choose to hunt for the verbal puns, visual quotations, literary allusions, and double meanings. Of course, sometimes, a coincidence is just a coincidence. * * * * * "Torn" Poetry in Free Verse -- Lexington <0175wwgh@InforMNs.k12.MN.US> If anyone has a suggestion for a better title, please send it to me. They were only games Until we had to pay. He said we should Be thankful For the punishment. But how could we Have known? Nights came And nights went. We all payed our fair share. The punishments came; They changed with the moods And with the game. We protected them. They feared us. We decided to make it A game. They sent us down Into the rookery Where we were to Await the dawn. We felt ashamed. We tried to protest, But they sent us in And closed the door And left us four Alone With our thoughts. The dawn came. The dusk came. But the door remained Closed. We waited Alone Until the sound Of his cry Echoed through The silent night. We risked further punishment We pulled at the door And left the rookery. Treachery. Fire. Loss. They were gone. Only us six remained. Alone. Betrayed. We tried to go on. He wanted revenge For those who had died Betrayed. And so we went on But were further betrayed. Frozen. Sleeping through the ages. Waiting. The castle rose. The spell lifted And we again Awoke. One thousand years Had gone And we were freed And again betrayed. But this new life Which we have been given Is well worth the discipline Of a thousand years past-- The punishment Meant to harm Has saved our lives; Has sent us here. The pain of betrayal Fades with these New sights, New sounds But never quite goes. The sun which heals The wounds of the night Can never heal The pain of our loss, The hurt of deceit. But here We have things We could not have If none had betrayed; If none had been betrayed. I am torn Between old and new. Sorrow and joy. The past... The present... The future.... They are gone And we are here. He said we'd thank him For discipline given. He said He'd make it up to us. How could we know Just what That day would bring? Just how We would thank him? Just how He would make it up? How could we ever Express gratitude To those who Brought us here? Even those Who betrayed But brought this change Should be given Recognition For their part. My brothers and I Miss our world Of days gone by, But would they return? I think I would not. Though torn, I would choose to stay If given a chance. The future here Holds more Than war Famine Disease Revolt. The change Though difficult Is not something I would refuse If time were turned back. If we could go back Before that night And live it again, Knowing what lay ahead, I would not refuse The spell. The punishments-- Whether Deserved Or Unnecessary-- Brought us here. And we cannot Ever Go back. THE JOGGER'S SONG, or There's Something Weird Above Manhattan (Sung to the tune of "The Phoney King of England" from Disney's "Robin Hood") by Constance Cochran ccochran@barnard.columbia.edu On my run in Central Park I saw A statue odd and new It had wings and awesome claws My tale is strange but true Looking at the sky next night My heart began to pound For winged shapes with fearsome cries Were up there flying 'round. The laser blasts were fast and bright, and it was truly quite a fight Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan You'd think my story's over, friend But there's much more to tell Beneath the moon, but not at noon It's like a magic spell. Explosions and the falling rock It's been a bit too much What's going on? I think I'll ask That cop who's on a crutch. It's all the fault of that billionaire who built his castle in the air Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan While I try to live my life in peace I just keep seeing stuff A dog-like beast stopped traffic east I've nearly had enough. I thought that I had seen it all But that was just the start As I gaped guess who showed up? The creature's counterpart. I might confess all to my shrink, but he might throw me in the clink Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan And if I could recall the night I can't recall at all I might stay sane I could forget the claw marks on the wall. But nothing can compare to what I saw one autumn eve An armored figure with a sword He made those muggers grieve. Moving might be wise although I just can't go until I know Why there's something weird above Manhattan Oh, there's something weird above Manhattan There’s one last verse I’ve not rehearsed But I must have my say On another run in Central Park I thought I saw a fay. But after all that’s happened here I took it in my stride It must have been the water so I poured it to one side. Urban dwellers now beware there’s something stirring in the air Oh, there’s something weird above Manhattan Oh, there’s something weird above Manhattan