Demmie and the Puck

lyrics by Patrick Toman

PatrickAT@aol.com

(to the tune of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John) Hey sibs, join in a cappella A spell's been spoke to summon Up a most int'resting fella We'll have a joyful romp tonight So stick around You're gonna see some major changes When they paint the town Say, human turned gargoyle, have they seen you yet? Oh how she'll scream and shout D-d-demmie and the Puck Oh but he's weird and he's magical Oh Demmie, she's really keen She's got a magic mirror, a wicked sneer You'll see the strangest things you've ever seen D-d-demmie and the Puck Hey sibs, look at all this strangeness The city's topsy-turvy But Demmie's acting blameless The trickster laughs 'cause it's been too very long Then they fight a battle out in the streets And set to right what's all wrong Say, human turned gargoyle, have they seen you yet? Oh how she'll scream and shout D-d-demmie and the Puck Oh but he's weird and he's magical Oh Demmie, she's really keen She's got a magic mirror, a wicked sneer You'll see the strangest things you've ever seen D-d-demmie and the Puck (piano verse) Say, gargoyle turned human, have you noticed yet? Oh how she'll scream and shout D-d-demmie and the Puck Oh but he's weird and he's magical Oh Demmie, she can't believe She gave a wicked sneer, and smashed the mirror Over the parting gift that she received D-d-demmie and the Puck Demmie Demmie Demmie, Demmie, Demmie and the Puck… * * * * *