Extended Limericks

On this page, we're featuring the two long limerick/poems that are in a class of their own. Read and enjoy!

(Diabla) There once was a child of Oberon, Who could find not a soul to play tricks upon! He jumped on his bed, and he stood on his head, And at least he deduced: A Klingon! Now this Klingon, he was a meanie. Ne'er would he become a kid-Beanie. With a face like a mask, and a stick up -- don't ask... Our dear Child soon felt like a weenie. A poor victim made this dark fellow, And our Child was quite far from mellow: He fretted and freaked, gave his own nose a tweak, Then gave up, feeling a very much yellow. All at once, a tiny, rumbl'ng sound Seemed to growl up from the ground! It roared and it howled, much like a cat's yowl. With a start, our Child spun around! To most everyone's surprise, Light gleamed in our Klingon's eyes! With a snort and a chuff ((that was quite enough)) He laughed! One who says else, lies. There once was a Child of Oberon, Who had dare`d to joke with a Klingon! And he lived, yes indeed, lived on long, by this creed: NEVER EVER GO NEAR A KLINGON!! (Scott Desmarais) " There once was a child of Oberon... He came from a land called Avalon... His father said he was always wrong... So he sent him on a journey, long... On this journey from avalon... This child met my aunt Dillyron... He stayed a night, then was gone... Nine months later on... I was born on a journey long... My father said I was always wrong... So he sent me on a journey long... Till I found my place, and was no more wrong... Until then my nights are long... Until I find myself on Avalon."