Deck the Goons
by Wolfbear
To the tune
of "Deck the Halls"
(slightly edited)
as performed
by Demona and Macbeth, backup by the gun-toting, grudge-bearing wacko
choir
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M: Deck the goons
with hoods and hammers
D: Gabba gabba
hey, gabba hey hey hey
M: That's not
how it goes
D: (points
her rifle in his face) I decided to improvise, do you have a problem
with that?
Angela: Mother
please, it's the holidays, let it go, if you still want to kill him, wait
until after New Years
D: You are right,
my daughter (gives Macbeth a dirty look)
M: (blows a
raspberry)
D: (bashes
herself a low blow, Macbeth winces as the pain hits him in his corresponding
region)
M: (high-pitched
voice) Okay, I give, I give, we'll do it your way
Random gun-toting
wacko: Get on with it!
Goliath: Get on
with it!
Coldstone: Get
on with it!
Sevarius: Get
on with it
The Trio: Get
on with it
Oberon: GET ON
WITH IT!!!!!!
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M: 'Tis the season
to hurt q-men
All: Gabba gabba
hey gabba hey hey hey
D: Don we now
our plasma rifles
All: Gabba hey
gabba hey gabba gabba hey hey
D&M: Make
them rue the day they crossed us
All: Gabba gabba
hey gabba hey hey hey
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M: Gather 'round
ye lads and lasses
Gabba gabba hey
gabba hey hey hey
D: Get medieval
on their *bleep*es
Gabba gabba hey
gabba hey hey hey
Time to call their
next of kin now
Gabba hey gabba
hey gabba gabba hey hey
D&M: Those
*bleep*ing no good klansman ripoffs
Gabba gabba hey
gabba hey hey hey
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