The Twelve Things of Christmas
by Warpmind de InzanE

To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
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The first thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
is a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The second thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
is talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The third thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
is three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The fourth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The fifth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The sixth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The seventh thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The eighth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
a swordsman droid for Hudson,
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The ninth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
loincloth for Goliath,
a swordsman droid for Hudson,
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The tenth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
a mirror for Angela
loincloth for Goliath,
a swordsman droid for Hudson,
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The eleventh thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
a laser gun for Brooklyn,
a mirror for Angela
loincloth for Goliath,
a swordsman droid for Hudson,
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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The twelvth thing of Christmas
that rests beneath the tree
recipes for Broadway,
a laser gun for Brooklyn,
a mirror for Angela
loincloth for Goliath,
a swordsman droid for Hudson,
electronics set for Lex,
a spellbook for Aiden,
candy for Elisa,
hair gel for Owen,
three-toed socks,
talon cleansing fluid
and a new Scarlet Angel CD
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