(Mel: The theme from Gilligan's Isle)
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a magic isle
of a band of fearless runaways
and a treachery so vile.
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In Scotland good King Kenneth ruled,
of naught there was a lack,
when an evil knight named Constantine
stabbed him in the back. (He stabbed him in the back.)
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Five humans feared for gargoyle eggs,
that Constantine did hate,
so the Magus made a cunning plan
and gambled then on Fate. (He gambled then on Fate.)
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Three skiffs went out with eggs aboard,
and a mighty magic book,
with Katherine,
the Magus too,
and Tom the Guardian,
Mary and Finella,
left for Oberons Isle.
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So off they went to hide away,
but faced a problem great.
Their magic book could not be brought,
and the band was made to wait.
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Then Mary and Finella said,
"we'll guard the magic book,
and keep it far from Constantine,
that no-good, vicious crook."
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Two skiffs reached shore on Avalon,
been there for a long, long time,
the eggs grew up to adulthood,
and I've given up this rhyme.
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But take a trip to Avalon,
and stay here for a while,
where time is going slower,
here on Oberon's Isle!
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